February 24, 2017 by unclespike218
With props to the ever-fabulous and underrated Pandora Boxx for this quote.
Seriously. That bitch needs her own show. LUV. HUH. (Look here for the source, and scan to 2:42.)
Oh, God. This cold. I mean, UGH. Giving me hell. I have my recently un-betrothed to thank for this one. It’s making me gasp for air. Seriously. Like, more than I have with any cold that I can remember. Last night, even after 15 minutes of lying down, I was still breathing hard. And not from anything fun or exciting, either.
So I tried this morning to get my ace in the hole: Helios kefir. I got that stuff one time, and my lungs opened up more than with anything I’ve ever done. Including coffee or any inhalers. That stuff was AMAZING. It made me feel – seriously – dangerously healthy. I couldn’t believe how deeply I was breathing. Wasn’t long after that that my cold was a thing of the past.
So when this hit this morning, I went to the local place that carries it reliably. No bones. I grabbed another kefir, and it hasn’t done anything nearly as good. And then I call another store, and find out they’re discontinuing that brand. RRRGH! I’m gonna DIE! Almost making me wish I had my inhaler from years ago.
Like, I may just leave the office before my afternoon appointment and find the kefir I need. For the last time, if it’s still available. Then suffer the rest of my life without my lifeblood.