August 3, 2016 by unclespike218
Time of death: 8:17 pm
Cause of death: Bleeding out.
Doctor: What happened?
Attending nurse: Apparently he read too many political FB posts. Tried to take the high road and not engage in arguments that would make him out to be a baiting asshat or troll. But he bit his tongue so hard he bit it right off, and bled to death.